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"That's guy's got 12 personalities...address his bill 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'

William Pitt the Elder

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

1874 - Winston Churchill was born at Blenheim palace

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

Dove of Peace and Free Speech

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

Janet always was ahead of the curve...she outsourced herself.

Orator translates in many languages.

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

Sparky was always terrified of public speaking

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'