Invoicing Enthusiasts Mugs

"That's guy's got 12 personalities...address his bill 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

William Pitt the Elder

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Dove of Peace and Free Speech

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

Janet always was ahead of the curve...she outsourced herself.

1874 - Winston Churchill was born at Blenheim palace

Orator translates in many languages.

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

"You may now kiss the bride."

Sparky was always terrified of public speaking

'Great speech on the future of the economy. You said nothing with great conviction.'

"I think you may be getting them mixed up-Perot is the one with charts, and Perdue is the one with chickens."