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'Kellerman, eh? I didn't recogize the face, but the voice-over was familiar.'

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

"That means you have to write it, and also do the voice-over."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

It's more than a mike!

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Joanna Lumley.

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"That's guy's got 12 personalities...address his bill 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

"Cholesterol medicine commercial, Take 3. This time, try to sound less horrified when you say, 'May cause heart to explode through ears'."

"I always knew I wanted to be a voice-over artist because, as a child, I was British."

'I've lost my voice...'

"There it is again: some kind of weird disembodied voice describing our every move."

"You'll agree then, Doug, the numbers don't sound quite so dismal when I use my Donald Duck voice."

'Believe me, I'd like to hire you. But if you're only skill is talking like Bugs Bunny, you don't have a chance.'

'It's an animated movie, you don't have to do method.'

'Mom, Dad. . . this is Tiffany. She does scream-overs for ***** movies.'

"Are you sure I didn't dub you last year!"

"They're voice-activated. I bark, they jump."

'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'

'They come as a pair Madam. The other one's his voice coach'.

"Could you do it again. . . ? This time with more histrionic caterwauling. . . !"