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'Believe me, I'd like to hire you. But if you're only skill is talking like Bugs Bunny, you don't have a chance.'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Joan Hickson

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'Therapy in L.A.'

It's more than a mike!

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Joanna Lumley.

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

Melanie Griffith

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

Jacqueline Bisset caricature

"I think I'd rather wait till Benedict Cumberbatch does the audiobook."

Morgan Freeman

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

James Earl Jones

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Morgan Freeman

Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.

'You were up for the part, but we got ourselves a digitized actor who is just a little better looking, has a little better voice and does those action scenes a lot better.'

Ernest Borgnine

Mathew Maconaughy

Making an Audio Book: Quiet Please No Barking!!!