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'I do great voice-overs.'

'Mom, Dad. . . this is Tiffany. She does scream-overs for ***** movies.'

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

It's more than a mike!

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Leonard Cohen

Joanna Lumley.

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

Barbara Streisand

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Morgan Freeman

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Recording Studio

"I'm on the haywain."

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

"I'm looking for a GPS with Morgan Freeman's voice. Maybe my husband will listen to it."

Sarah Vaughan

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

Pandora's Box Set - Actors who tried Singing.

Luciano Pavarotti.

Natalie Merchant

"I always knew I wanted to be a voice-over artist because, as a child, I was British."

Amateur singers