Voice-over Virtuoso Pillows

'Mom, Dad. . . this is Tiffany. She does scream-overs for ***** movies.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

It's more than a mike!

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

Joanna Lumley.

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

"I'm on the haywain."

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Recording Studio

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

"I'll give you the good news first - you can drink wine and sing as much as you like."

Natalie Merchant

'I've lost my voice...'

"I always knew I wanted to be a voice-over artist because, as a child, I was British."

Amateur singers

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