'I think you've over charged me more than you usually over charged me.'
Invoice Ironist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the invoice ironist? Delve into our collection of clever, humorous products designed to tickle their creative sense of humor. Whether it’s mugs, t-shirts, or prints, these items celebrate their love of irony and wit. Surprise an invoicing pro or a humor lover who appreciates a good joke about their work or personality—our range ensures there's a little something for every playful soul who enjoys a clever twist.
'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
Lactose Intolerant
"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"
Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.
"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."
"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."
"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"
It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.
"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."
"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"
Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.
How to win friends and Influenza People.
"I see the downsizing continues."
"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."
Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.
Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.
"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."
''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'
'Of course I hired Andrew. He's the best divorce lawyer around! Unfortunately, he's also the rat I want to get divorced from...'
I'd like to talk about absenteeism.
Why Superman flies himself
"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."
Profits - "On the positive side, our company has never been touched by any scandal connected with insider trading."
"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"
"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever
'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'
"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, despite how bad it's going to screw you?"
I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!
'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'
'Center for the Study of Murphy's Law' (Closed today because everything that could go wrong, did go wrong.)
'I believe we got your blood pressure back up to normal.'
"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."
'Our goal is for you to successfully transition to your new job before retirement age.'
Invoice Ironist Gifts Collection
Invoice Ironist Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs designed for the invoice ironist—perfect for their home or office coffee station.
Invoice Ironist Pillows
Add some humor to their decor with pillows that feature witty sayings for the invoice ironist.
Invoice Ironist Prints
Discover fun and ironic prints to decorate spaces and celebrate the invoice ironist’s unique sense of humor.
Invoice Ironist T-Shirts
Check out our clever t-shirts for the invoice ironist, ideal for showcasing their humorous side in style.