Invisible Realms Adventurer T-Shirts

"I've been feeling more transparent."

"He's his own worst enemy."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

The Lost World: You are Here

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

'In other news, Tweedledumistan today invaded Tweedledeeistan....'

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

"I could not believe it, there he was, attacking me: I thought knights were supposed to protect ladies..."

"The chocolate fudge and whipped cream is okay. But you should have sought planning permission for the giant cherry on the roof!"

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

"I thought I knew Venice quite well, but I don't recognise any of this at all."

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

Gingerbread man escaping.

Tolkien Characters That Never Made it out of the Author's Notebooks

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

Tree Tunnel

Yeti

River Styx...No Fishing

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

"Are you sure I didn't dub you last year!"

'It's been nice meeting you, Brian, but can we go back to having a virtual relationship?'

Egyptian Card Play.

'You're cheating on me? How can you be so heartless?!'

'Mom! Jeff keeps shapeshifting into a scary wolf!'