Invisible Realms Adventurer Gifts

"I've been feeling more transparent."

"He's his own worst enemy."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

The Lost World: You are Here

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

Tom Mullica.

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

Mommy and I are back from New Zealand. How was your trip? It was great. I got to see where the Hobbits lived. And there was green everywhere. Then we had to go. They wouldn't grant you and your mom refugee status? No. We tried Antarctica after that. We tried real hard to fit in. But the penguins just would not accept us as part of their society. Tell your mommy Trump's only going to be president for eight short years.

I just need exactly 30 minutes to go to a funeral. Exactly? That's how long it'll take me to march to the archipelago where Bajor was and light a dragon on fire in Bajor's honor. I hope you're going to tell me you're talking about some video game

'In other news, Tweedledumistan today invaded Tweedledeeistan....'

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

"You have a rich imagination, young man, but a giant hideous troll could never escape from your book and stalk you around the library."

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

"The chocolate fudge and whipped cream is okay. But you should have sought planning permission for the giant cherry on the roof!"

"I thought I knew Venice quite well, but I don't recognise any of this at all."

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

"I could not believe it, there he was, attacking me: I thought knights were supposed to protect ladies..."

Gingerbread man escaping.

Tolkien Characters That Never Made it out of the Author's Notebooks

'There's a wizard, three hobbits and an elf out here inquiring about a ring.'

Tree Tunnel

'Where do you buy your clothes, Frodo?' 'Erm, Orcsfam, Gandalf. Orcsfam.'

Yeti

River Styx...No Fishing

"Are you sure I didn't dub you last year!"

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

"Relax, folks, this is not an invasion! Just an unscheduled landing because two of our crew members got in a scuffle over a reclined seat."

'It's been nice meeting you, Brian, but can we go back to having a virtual relationship?'

'You're cheating on me? How can you be so heartless?!'

Egyptian Card Play.