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'It's not all in your head. Invisible fencing is real.'

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

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'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

Social security.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Tourists and GPS

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

Moral Ambiguity

'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

The New World

Confusion at the Race

"What are you doing? You know that's my work couch."

Loans: First hurdle.

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

"Call the plumber yourself. I'm swamped."

'Great...We're lost. I guess we got off on the wrong exit.'

Golfer searching for lost golf ball neglecting to notice the broken window.

The Wooden Midshipman on the lookout

Depression and the Pandemic

I've experienced lot of emotions spending so much time at home. Of course there's been loads of anxiety that comes with uncertainty. I've also felt happiness having the time to reconnect with old friends via phone and email. And there's constantly ups and downs as I see mostly the best, but also the worst, in people. It's strange that being stuck in one place takes you on a long journey.

'Ok, this is far enough into the wilderness. My phone just died.'

"By the way, if I don't make it I'd like a burial at sea."

A London taxi driver speaks. . .

'Gee whiz, I don't know why I confessed to a crime I didn't commit. Maybe so I'd have an alibi for the one I did do.'

'Ouch! Someone lost a fence in their blind spot in the middle of a jump I reckon!'

A bookshelf in a lawyer's office.

"The Environment Agency have sent a solution to your noise pollution problem, Mr Dopolus."

Graduation Day 2020

"Extremely loud and incredibly close!"