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'Ouch! Someone lost a fence in their blind spot in the middle of a jump I reckon!'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Fishing direction sign.

Guide fish.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Canadian Canoe.

'So much for your internal compass.'

Made in China.

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Bob found maps very misleading.