Invisible Fence Navigators Pillows

'It's not all in your head. Invisible fencing is real.'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

Social security.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

Tourists and GPS

Moral Ambiguity

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

"What are you doing? You know that's my work couch."

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

Loans: First hurdle.

Confusion at the Race

The New World

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

"Call the plumber yourself. I'm swamped."

The Wooden Midshipman on the lookout

Depression and the Pandemic

Golfer searching for lost golf ball neglecting to notice the broken window.

'Great...We're lost. I guess we got off on the wrong exit.'

'Ok, this is far enough into the wilderness. My phone just died.'

"By the way, if I don't make it I'd like a burial at sea."

A London taxi driver speaks. . .

'Gee whiz, I don't know why I confessed to a crime I didn't commit. Maybe so I'd have an alibi for the one I did do.'

'Ouch! Someone lost a fence in their blind spot in the middle of a jump I reckon!'

"The Environment Agency have sent a solution to your noise pollution problem, Mr Dopolus."

A bookshelf in a lawyer's office.

Graduation Day 2020

"Extremely loud and incredibly close!"

"Freddy decided to self isolate."