Investment Motivator Pillows

'Listen, there's over $2 trillion sitting on the sidelines, Hookwell. It's your job to see it gets brought into the game!'

'Now that I have your attention...'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

GCSEs

Chicken soup for the sole.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

I didn't want to become the company president, but the board of directors left me no choice. You were backed into a corner office.

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

Sinking sales

"Yes, we do have an incentive scheme - fall below that line and you're sacked."

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"Any questions regarding our financial incentive plan?"

'I do my best work when I'm being paid a huge salary.'

The 6 A.M. News Team

'He's trying to put three kids through college.'

'Try as I may to get my ducks in a row, here's always some turkey stepping out of line.'

Support, Encourage, Inspire.

Carrot on a stick incentive - dog and human.

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

Fat Britain

"You make me want to be a better bag."

"So what really motivates your colleagues?"

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

How to show some hustle.

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

"Either you meet your sales targets or you get 100 lashes. Have I motivated you?" CS628889