Financial Motivation Pillows

"Do you ever feel like it's all pointless?" "I mean, I do the same thing every day. Nothing changes. I'm not getting anywhere." "It's so depressing I can hardly stand it." "What does it all mean? What is it all about? What keeps us going?" "It's payday!" "And soon, the weekend!"

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

Go team!

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Go! Means NOW!

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

What else is there to wish for?

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

Man running in a hamster wheel

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

Chicken soup for the sole.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

Dedication to excellence....

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Better times ahead.

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Tenacity trumps everything!

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.