Investment Motivator T-Shirts

'Listen, there's over $2 trillion sitting on the sidelines, Hookwell. It's your job to see it gets brought into the game!'

'Now that I have your attention...'

GCSEs

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

Sinking sales

"Yes, we do have an incentive scheme - fall below that line and you're sacked."

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'I do my best work when I'm being paid a huge salary.'

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

'Try as I may to get my ducks in a row, here's always some turkey stepping out of line.'

The 6 A.M. News Team

Support, Encourage, Inspire.

Carrot on a stick incentive - dog and human.

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

"You make me want to be a better bag."

Fat Britain

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

"So what really motivates your colleagues?"

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

How to show some hustle.

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

'I don't want just a 'yes man'! I want a 'yes man' with spirit, pep and enthusiasm!'

"Either you meet your sales targets or you get 100 lashes. Have I motivated you?" CS628889