Investment Managers Gifts

Searching for a gift that resonates with the sharp mind of an investment manager? Our collection of witty and insightful items is tailored to honor their expertise, strategic thinking, and dedication to managing assets. Whether for a colleague, boss, or a friend, these products combine humor with a touch of professionalism, making them ideal for various occasions.

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The argument SEEMS to be that if we don't pay him a HUGE bonus then he'll leave and destroy someone elses business and then we'd have to pay even MORE in a 'competetive' market to get someone equivalently useless to replace him!

The argument SEEMS to be that if we don't pay him a HUGE bonus then he'll leave and destroy someone elses business and then we'd have to pay even MORE in a 'competetive' market to get someone equivalently useless to replace him!

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'I think they're overdoing this merger business.'

'I think they're overdoing this merger business.' mockup

'I think they're overdoing this merger business.'

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"It helps us assess the situation better from up here."

"It helps us assess the situation better from up here." mockup

"It helps us assess the situation better from up here."

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Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you. mockup

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

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The day the stock market went UP. mockup

The day the stock market went UP.

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"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up." mockup

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

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In the Guru District

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"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe." mockup

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

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(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell) mockup

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

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"What's a debenture?"

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Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities mockup

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

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Build Your Own Portfolio

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"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!" mockup

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

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Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in! mockup

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

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The economy.

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'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.' mockup

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

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'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.' mockup

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

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E.U. Banking Union.

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Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist! mockup

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

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"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?" mockup

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

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'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.' mockup

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

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"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money." mockup

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

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'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.' mockup

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

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"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?" mockup

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

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European currency on the edge.

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Investments - Founders Bear and Bull. mockup

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

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'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.' mockup

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

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"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here." mockup

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

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Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...' mockup

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

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'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?' mockup

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

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'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.' mockup

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

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America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes mockup

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

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Stock market investment advice

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'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .' mockup

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

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Flat tax - equal burden?

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Investment Managers Gifts Collection

Investment Managers Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for investment managers—funny, clever, and perfect for their daily coffee ritual.

Investment Managers Pillows

Find humorous and stylish pillows for investment managers—great for brightening up their home or office space.

Investment Managers Prints

Browse prints that highlight the wit and wisdom of investment managers—perfect for adding personality to their workspace.

Investment Managers T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts crafted for investment managers—ideal for casual wear that makes a professional statement.