Investment Intellectual T-Shirts

Gift an investment enthusiast a t-shirt that celebrates their clever financial mind. With witty phrases and smart designs, it's perfect for casual days filled with market insights.

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"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?" mockup

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

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Bank Brain

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Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you. mockup

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

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"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan." mockup

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

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In the Guru District

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Jack of all trades

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'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.' mockup

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

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Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks mockup

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

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The president's men

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"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe." mockup

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

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Mario Draghi

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'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.' mockup

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

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"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

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Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

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"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon." mockup

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

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Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in! mockup

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

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Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!' mockup

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

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'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.' mockup

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

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'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.' mockup

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

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Will work for ETFs

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"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem." mockup

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

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"Invest in technology."

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"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?" mockup

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

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Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist! mockup

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

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"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back." mockup

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

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“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?” mockup

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

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The Shrinking Dollar.

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'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.' mockup

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

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"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts." mockup

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

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Miss America IQ Pageant

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'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)' mockup

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

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'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.' mockup

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

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Paul Ree

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'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?' mockup

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

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'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.' mockup

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

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Investment Intellectual T-Shirts Collection

Investment Intellectual Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for your investment-savvy friend or family member—combining humor and intellect in every sip.

Investment Intellectual Pillows

Relax with pillows that feature clever investment quotes and humor—perfect for any finance lover's lounge or study.

Investment Intellectual Prints

Decorate with prints that highlight sharp investment insights and humorous twists—ideal for inspiring any financial thinker.