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Building Society - How much interest did we get?

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Build Your Own Portfolio

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

Historic Bank Jobs.

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

'Crisis'

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

"I'm in securities." "I'm in insecurities."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'