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"Please enjoy the jingle of coins and riffle of currency while holding for the next available investment associate."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The day the stock market went UP.

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

In the Guru District

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Profit

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

The president's men

A fight in the Boardroom.

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"What's a debenture?"

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Build Your Own Portfolio

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'