Inventor Of Drinks Pillows

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'

A Good Batch.

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Ginspiration!

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

You can never over garnish!

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

This whisky is 20 years old!

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

'I think we've done it, Igor. This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

'Someday, all this will be yours.'

'How do I know we need to turn down the filtration system? - This is our cabernet sauvignon.'

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

'Hey, bartender! This scotch is watered down!'

'Not bad -- now let's try it with a twist of lime.'

"I paint only what I love..."

"Are you ordering two more bottles or just slipping into your 'great icons of drinking' mode?"

'I'm hoping that alcohol is the answer.'

'I'll have your longest-named coffee flavor.'

Lemonade stand open 365 days a year.

"I know! Let's drink its milk!"

Hipster and his beard in a mug.

Greater crested newt in bar asking barman why he thinks the newt has had too much to drink