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Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Cannonball!'

Sailor in Car.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Emergency Phone.

On the brink.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Shred the plank."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Subwoofer

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Robot Attack in Bath

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

"After careful deliberation, I've decided I can no longer represent you as your lawyer in this case."

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"