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'These Earthlings are unintelligent and smaller than us, they'll be easy to defeat!'

Silence of the Chickens...

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Alien Assumption

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"For drinks or dinner?"

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

God's Phone

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

"I don't care if he did follow you home—you can't keep him!"

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

The chosen few

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'

"I've been saved! Thank God!"

Werehouses.

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'

The Neighbours from Hell....

"Apologies, sir. The mansion is haunted by Randy, the master's late spaniel."

'I guess we can rule out garlic pills to control your high blood pressure.'