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Scrooge

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Sistine Selfie

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"...and Adam and Eve were naked, so they had to leave the garden."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

Sea Rescue - rescuing animals from the arc.

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

God's Phone

The Exobus

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

Self raising Lazarus.