Redemption Story Fan T-Shirts

Scrooge

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Sistine Selfie

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"...and Adam and Eve were naked, so they had to leave the garden."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

The Exobus

God's Phone

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

Self raising Lazarus.

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."