Invasion Story Fan Pillows

'These Earthlings are unintelligent and smaller than us, they'll be easy to defeat!'

Silence of the Chickens...

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Alien Assumption

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

"For drinks or dinner?"

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

God's Phone

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

The chosen few

"I don't care if he did follow you home—you can't keep him!"

Trick or Treat. I got a very exclusive invitation to see the new horror movie -- it's a private screaming!

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'

"I've been saved! Thank God!"

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'

The Neighbours from Hell....

"Apologies, sir. The mansion is haunted by Randy, the master's late spaniel."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seventeen

Werehouses.

'I guess we can rule out garlic pills to control your high blood pressure.'