Rebellion Themes T-Shirts

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I gotta be me!"

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Punk Reindeer

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Had enough of the box.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

The Mainstream

Fishbowl rebellion.

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"I was a DJ at Radio Moscow and I played 'Give Peace a Chance'..."

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

Tough Teddies

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'