Alien Invasion Stories T-Shirts

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Alien Assumption

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

UFO Shelter

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

Robot Attack in Bath

"Well....this is embarrassing..."

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

Cows make terrible superheroes

"When I said take me to you leader. I meant Elon."

Dog pees on tree felling it . ..

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

Stand up comedians from outer space.

"Just look, boss! There are people who take my stories seriously!"

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

"Take us to your leader!"

'Please give so we can find a cure for ALPOERQUINTERXY.'

'Well, we finally made it back for a visit. Take us to your Pharaoh.'

'Planet earth is doomed! They all look like your mother!'

'These Earthlings are unintelligent and smaller than us, they'll be easy to defeat!'

'All this destruction and devastation everywhere - and you having to be armed to the teeth! What sort of terrible monster do you share your planet with?'

The two astronauts struggled for their lives while the whole world watched helplessly.