Intuition Analyst Pillows

'I want a second opinion. What does your wife think?'

"National security adviser"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'And finally. . . where do you see yourself on the food chain 5 years from now?'

"That's hardly necessary!"

'More government surveillance!'

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

Legalish

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Government Intelligence

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

When lice dream.

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"I don't know if it's NSA, FBI, IRS, or nosy neighbor."

Obama's surveillance of America.