Instinct Analyzer Pillows

Higher Instincts/Middling Instincts/Baser Instincts.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

The Smell of Fear

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

See that leg? He's dreaming of chasing rabbits.

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

"Your IQ came back negative."

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

Confirmation Bias

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

'Last night I dreamt in widescreen and colour, with director's commentary and added extras.'

'There are bankers under my bed.'

Sigmund Freud.

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

Job Interview, "This company wants a person who is both ruthless and intelligent but who is also too dumb to want to try for my job."

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

'As soon as she's out zap her with the brain probe!'

'According to a recent issue of 'psychology today', all your fears are well founded.'

Psychiatrist catches patient's hallucination.

"And do you, Robert, mind if I smoke?"

"I've just had the most horrible dream!"

"I wouldn't usually say, 'she's always copying me' is grounds for divorce."