Intruder Evictor Gifts

Need a gift for the intruder evictor who takes their home security with humor? Explore our collection of clever and amusing items designed for homeowners and pranksters alike. These products celebrate the playful side of guarding your space and keeping unwelcome visitors at bay, all with a witty twist. Whether it's for a friend, family member, or yourself, our items are sure to bring a smile while showcasing that no intruder stands a chance against good humor.

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"....and I caught this bounder trying to sell me double glazing!"

"....and I caught this bounder trying to sell me double glazing!" mockup

"....and I caught this bounder trying to sell me double glazing!"

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The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now." mockup

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

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THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

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'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:' mockup

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

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'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.' mockup

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

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"And where have you previously moused?" mockup

"And where have you previously moused?"

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'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

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'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...' mockup

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

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"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage." mockup

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

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"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?" mockup

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

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When cockroaches go unchecked.

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"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds." mockup

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

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'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?' mockup

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

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"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener." mockup

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

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'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!' mockup

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

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"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!" mockup

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

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Flies up the ante!

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"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

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Fighting the Zika Virus

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"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!" mockup

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

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What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge? mockup

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

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'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.' mockup

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

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"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?" mockup

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

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"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!" mockup

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

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'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.' mockup

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

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"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist." mockup

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

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Drone Spray

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Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

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"These door hinges squeak."

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Superintendent

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'How long did you try before calling?' mockup

'How long did you try before calling?'

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"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!" mockup

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

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"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation." mockup

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

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Intruder Evictor Gifts Collection

Intruder Evictor Mugs

Looking for more humor? Check out our collection of mugs for intruder evictors—funny coffee cups that keep the mood light and the visitors out.

Intruder Evictor Pillows

Discover pillows with playful messages for the intruder evictor. Add humor and personality to any space with these fun home accessories.

Intruder Evictor Prints

Find prints that showcase the cheeky spirit of the intruder evictor. Perfect for decorating with humor and keeping unwanted visitors in check.

Intruder Evictor T-Shirts

Explore our t-shirts designed for intruder evictors. Bold, witty, and comfortable—perfect for making a statement while keeping intruders at bay.