Introverted Muser Gifts

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

God's map of the universe

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

society of cartoonists...

I wonder if they can think...

I'm no good at small talk

Muses of the Couch

"...First, we'll have to get you out of your shell...."

Introvert-in-a-Box

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."

"Have you given any thought to what you want to think about when you grow up?"

"Ignore everyone."

'But what if I'm wrong...?'

"I can't stop you talking to yourself, so I'm prescribing a dummy mobile phone..."

'Nobody's even TRIED to steal my identity!'