Introverted Muser Mugs

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

God's map of the universe

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

society of cartoonists...

Muses of the Couch

I wonder if they can think...

Introvert-in-a-Box

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

I'm no good at small talk

"...First, we'll have to get you out of your shell...."

"Have you given any thought to what you want to think about when you grow up?"

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

"Ignore everyone."

"Immortality"? Ah, unlimited minutes!

"I can't stop you talking to yourself, so I'm prescribing a dummy mobile phone..."

"I love it here. No one ever makes eye contact."