Introverted Jokers Gifts

'I never know what to do with my hooves at a party.'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"We can determine your child's gender, IQ and student debt load."

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"Nice to finally put a name to the face."

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

'Boy, you know our lives suck when our cable goes out more than we do.'

"I'm a sucker for group dynamics."

"On my right is Mr. Darius, who'll fill you in on our corporate counterculture."

"Hi, Zazz - I think you know everyone present."

"Anyone home?"

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

'It was a gift from AARP.'

Making new friends in the age of self-isolation

"And how long have you been agoraphobic?"

'Who needs a social life with TV this good, eh?'

"I've just joined a support group for boring people."

"It looks like Diane is putting together another one of her parties."

'Albert doesn't like people. he doesn't even enjoy his own company, which is probably why I've never sen him play Solitaire.'

"Look. . . I know that you think I'm a idiot, but I'm not a complete idiot!"

"She could at least act like she wants to be part of the bunch."

"I'm self-isolating for a few minutes."