Introverted Jokers Prints

'I never know what to do with my hooves at a party.'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"We can determine your child's gender, IQ and student debt load."

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"Nice to finally put a name to the face."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

"On my right is Mr. Darius, who'll fill you in on our corporate counterculture."

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

"I'm a sucker for group dynamics."

'Boy, you know our lives suck when our cable goes out more than we do.'

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

"Anyone home?"

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

"Hi, Zazz - I think you know everyone present."

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

'It was a gift from AARP.'

Making new friends in the age of self-isolation

"And how long have you been agoraphobic?"

Turtle recluse

"Oh god! Everybody knows I'm single!"

'Albert doesn't like people. he doesn't even enjoy his own company, which is probably why I've never sen him play Solitaire.'

"I've just joined a support group for boring people."

"It looks like Diane is putting together another one of her parties."

"Look. . . I know that you think I'm a idiot, but I'm not a complete idiot!"

"She could at least act like she wants to be part of the bunch."