Introverted Comedian Prints

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Mind if I join you?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

Introverted Chair

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"The joy of the house to myself"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

She was always an introvert.

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."