Introvert's Nightmare Pillows

'How come whenever Connie has a party she always invites the same people we don't know?'

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

Drinking Companions

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

Introverted Chair

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"The joy of the house to myself"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."