Introvert's Nightmare T-Shirts

'How come whenever Connie has a party she always invites the same people we don't know?'

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Drinking Companions

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"The joy of the house to myself"

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Introverted Chair

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

The reserved and the go-ers.'

Yeah, I do the same thing – sniff their posts but never contribute. Dog lurkers.

She was always an introvert.

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."