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Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Nerd tryouts.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Nervous at a party.

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Introverted Chair

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"The joy of the house to myself"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"Suppose I was successful, suppose I actually dug under the fence, then what?"