Introvert Charm Gifts

Extrovert/Introvert.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'Mind if I join you?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Introverted Chair

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"How much longer with this social distancing thing?"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'