Introverted Charm Gifts

"So what the heck am I? Chopped liver?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"I handle chatty people for him."

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

"Have I ever hugged you, Elkins?"

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

An exhibition is open for business while an inhibition remains closed.

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

Crankster - The Site For Anti-Social Networking

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Gah! Too many people!"

No Man is an Island

Arrival in the New World was a stressful time for the pilgrims on the Wallflower.

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"I thank you guys for a wonderful time—and for giving me the opportunity to access some laughter!"

"I don't like large groups. I can never remember what our plural is."

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

Extrovert/Introvert.

"Well look who decided to show up."

'Roger hates goodbyes.'