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"So what the heck am I? Chopped liver?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"How much longer with this social distancing thing?"

"I handle chatty people for him."

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

"Have I ever hugged you, Elkins?"

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

An exhibition is open for business while an inhibition remains closed.

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

Crankster - The Site For Anti-Social Networking

"Gah! Too many people!"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

No Man is an Island

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"I thank you guys for a wonderful time—and for giving me the opportunity to access some laughter!"

Arrival in the New World was a stressful time for the pilgrims on the Wallflower.

"I don't like large groups. I can never remember what our plural is."

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

Extrovert/Introvert.

"Well look who decided to show up."