Introvert Champ T-Shirts

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

Skiing.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Nerd tryouts.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Introverted Chair

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."