Introvert Champ T-Shirts

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

Skiing.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Nerd tryouts.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Mind if I join you?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"The joy of the house to myself"

Introverted Chair

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."