Introspective Imbiber T-Shirts

"We've changed 'Happy Hour' to 'An Interlude for Reflection'."

X-ray Psychology.

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'You must heal yourself.'

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Redhead

James decided to stay in that night.

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Marcel Proust

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

Reflection (with bubbles)

"What if anxiety is hereditary?"

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

Forming the adolescent personality

Doubt or Certainy

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

Me when by BDD shows up

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'