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"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Jean-Paul Sartre

Paul Ree

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Miss America IQ Pageant

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Redhead

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Assertiveness

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

Lost and Profound.

Jacques Lacan

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

'Thoreau had his Walden Pond, C.J. has his water cooler.'

"Is that neat whisky?"

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

Toni Morrison

George Santayana

"You're terrific, Katia. You think like 'The New York Review of Books' and look like 'Vogue.'"

Philosophers On Strike

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

Soren Kierkegaard

Thomas Carlyle