Introspective Imbiber Mugs

"We've changed 'Happy Hour' to 'An Interlude for Reflection'."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

X-ray Psychology.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

'You must heal yourself.'

Redhead

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

James decided to stay in that night.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"What if anxiety is hereditary?"

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

Reflection (with bubbles)

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

Forming the adolescent personality

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

Doubt or Certainy

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

Me when by BDD shows up

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

'An alternative to having me psychoanalyze you is to write a book and have the critics do it.'