Intestinal Explorer Prints

"Tour de Frank"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Before/After

Your lobster was off!

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

'Outside with that!'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

Platter confusion.

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"It's scary how empty I feel inside. It's Easter, but I'm feeling like Hollow-een"

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

Nutritional Supplements.

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

Paranoia Clinic

Motorway of the Self

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

First you say I should "know thyself" and then you tell me to extinguish my ego!

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."