Digestive System Explorer Prints

'I find people take longer to digest these days.'

"Tour de Frank"

Before/After

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

Platter confusion.

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Complaints Desk

California Beverages Map

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Nutritional Supplements.

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"We've gone glutton-free."

'What colour is a hiccup?'

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

French Street.

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

'At prices like this I bet you don't get many customers in here.' - 'At prices like this we don't need many.'

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

"There's 20 billion of us crammed into our capsule world, who's for burrowing south to freedom?"

One reason why bio-tech agribusiness are very glas that their genetically-altered produce can't talk: "Moooo!"

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

Dutch Courage

'Is anything O.K.?'

'It's not nouvelle cuisine, Monsieur. You've ordered from the children's menu.'

'It's not our wine list. It's a list of gastroenterologists.'