Digestive System Explorer Prints

'I find people take longer to digest these days.'

"Tour de Frank"

Before/After

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

Platter confusion.

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Complaints Desk

California Beverages Map

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Nutritional Supplements.

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

French Street.

"We've gone glutton-free."

'What colour is a hiccup?'

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

'At prices like this I bet you don't get many customers in here.' - 'At prices like this we don't need many.'

'Chief say he eat to many beans.'

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

One reason why bio-tech agribusiness are very glas that their genetically-altered produce can't talk: "Moooo!"

"There's 20 billion of us crammed into our capsule world, who's for burrowing south to freedom?"

Dutch Courage

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

'Is anything O.K.?'

'It's not our wine list. It's a list of gastroenterologists.'