Digestive Health Explorer Prints

'Oh, Ed's in a VERY contrary mood today. I'm buying probiotics, so he's over there buying antibiotics.'

"Tour de Frank"

Before/After

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Attack of the 'health' foods

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

Nutritional Supplements.

"Harold, it's good you listen to your body, but must I listen to it too?"

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

"Cardiac day patients?"

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

"We've gone glutton-free."

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

'What colour is a hiccup?'

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I will ask my Smart Phone

"That's why you need to chew your food!" (cow deposited a hay bale).

A man's health care options.

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

"Ding dong bell, Pussy's into wellness."

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'