Intestinal Explorer Mugs

"Tour de Frank"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Before/After

Your lobster was off!

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

'Outside with that!'

Platter confusion.

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

Nutritional Supplements.

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

Motorway of the Self

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

Paranoia Clinic

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.