Interview Superhero Gifts

Job Hunting is a full-time job.

How are you at decision making?

Super hero dog.

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

'You're on the shortlist. It's between you and the bloke who's going to get the job.'

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

'Send in the next applicant Ms Jones.'

Interview.

"Can I put in a claim for interview trauma compensation?"

'This test will determinbe which of you gets the position. Who wants to jump first?'

The Family Joules: Part 15

'Oh, and if you really want this job, there's one thing you shouldn't mention.'

"This position requires someone with a thick skin... Well, do you think you're up to the job, big nose?"

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

"Mr. Kennings was going to interview you for the job, until he heard you actually wanted to get paid."

"Tell us something we don't know."

"I've got three michelin stars, two for cookery and one for turning up to the interview!"

'My tutor kindly agreed to help!'

"Just one last crossing to make..."

'What's a guy got to do to get a drink around here?'

'I know I've interviewed for this position last month, but since then I've hired a personal coach. I was thinking maybe a do-over interview.'

'Thanks for coming in. Whoever gets the job will call you next week and let you know our decision.'

"Just when did you leave your last job?"

'I'm sorry, but the only person Mr. McCoy is looking to hire right now is a good criminal defense lawyer. But I'll be happy to pass you resume on to him.'

'On paper, you appear to be an excellent candidate for a sales representative. However, without the ability to palm a basketball...'

'This resume looks familiar. Were we once married to each other?'

"I've been married for twenty years. How's that for conflict resolution?"

'Impressive resume. Great interview. But can you rock?'

"So why do you feel that you're a better person for the job than every other candidate who's shown me résumés with the exact same credentials?"

'So in what year did you graduate from the school of hard knocks?'

Work life balance - "Tonight we're going to read about how Spiderman got the firms quarterly VAT returns in on time."

Bob finally catches a break.

"Feel free to use it. It's an emergency escape hatch if you say something controversial."

'I don't know anything about anything, but I'm great at looking stuff up!'

"Do you mind if I use your phone to tell all my friends I got the job?"