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"And one other thing....It's not on the CV, but I golf."

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"But you didn't say they had to make sense - you just told us to write a thousand words a day."

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'Do you take this annoying woman to be your lawful wedded wife?'

'Frankly, we're looking for someone very much unlike you.'

"Uh-oh. The so-called marriage penalty."

"Do you, Amanda and John, promise to watch yourselves, mind your Ps and Qs, and generally step on eggshells in this marriage, in order to somehow keep it up and running for as long as possible?"

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

"Thanks for that."

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

"It's not all your fault, some of it is my mother's!"

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

"Once we're all vaccinated, will you still want to spend every waking moment together?"

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."

"I don't understand... I've scientifically proven that you were wrong. How can you still be mad at me?"

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

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"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

'In defense of forgetting our anniversary, I forgot we're married.'